Endless Nights

A work in progress...

I really want an arch-nemesis…

@NeverRude007: “If you were on fire I’d put you out. And then I’d set you on fire again. That’s how you die.” - Matthew

@NeverRude007: “You guys are the biggest bullshitters. Bullshitting Wofford brothers…” - Mary Johnson

@NeverRude007: “Maybe it’s your soul you need to work on?” - Alexis

@NeverRude007: “You are the M. Night Shyamalan of life. You keep trying, but no…” - What my brother just said to me

@NeverRude007: “Goodnight, Fuckers.” - Jordo on 02/28/2014

@sassyjordo: “I hope Andrew’s thingy doesn’t turn green. Then he’ll start calling it the Hulk.” -Palmer “You wouldn’t like it when it’s angry!”-Kyle 😫

@sassyjordo: “Andrew’s got that serial killer vibe” - Alexis about @NeverRude007

@NeverRude007: “If there’s one thing you can say about Andrew Wofford, it’s that he’s full of shit!” - Jordo

@NeverRude007: “Literally a shit gargoyle. Don’t ask me how I came up with that. A level 4 shit monster.” - Palmer, adding to an already gross insult

@NeverRude007: “You’re correcting MY driving? Thank you for your concern, but I know what I’m doing.” - Matthew

@sassyjordo: “I’m so not a raper!” - Andrew @NeverRude007

@NeverRude007: “You are a life-ruiner. You actually ruin my life!” - Jordan, about our friendship

@NeverRude007: “You are such a shit! Not even a little shit; You are a giant shit!” - Jordan

@sassyjordo: “Hey, Andrew! It’s National Siblings Day! Fuck you.” - Kyle

@NeverRude007: “You look homeless.” - Dave, the editing teacher

@sassyjordo: “Sometimes in the heat of passion, I make wookie sounds. Also, I’m tall and hairy so it’s like you’re having sex with Chewbacca!” - Andrew

@NeverRude007: “You’re fucking satan!” - Kyle

@tfpk_for_life: “I’ve realized something. I think Andrew is legitimately retarded.”— Kyle

@sassyjordo: “Have you heard the really terrible thing that Andrew said recently?” “About women or black people?”

@sassyjordo: “I hope they leave a pair of scissors in you.” Kyle to Andrew

@sassyjordo: “I’m afraid of driving because there are worse drivers out there than Andrew.” “Are there?”

@NeverRude007: “You make me sad.” - Jordo said to me

@NeverRude007: “Andrew, you are a nigger in every way except for the athletic ability, the children and the arrest record.” - Shall remain nameless :)

@NeverRude007: > “A woman needed me.” - Self
> “That is impossible.” - Jordo

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I take a beating on Twitter :)

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince, via sassyjordo)

Those times when Tumblr is bad for you. And those same times when you hate social media.

That was scary…


“You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."  - Robin Williams [July 29th 1951 - August 11th 2014]

You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."
Robin Williams
[July 29th 1951 - August 11th 2014]

(Source: peterhale, via missellacronin)